power rangers vs grandmother

wow... look at the time.. its 5.30 pm.. come on.. hurry up.. rush your selves to the living and turn on tv2.. POWER RANGERS..(the dinosaur type)... and the theme song .." go..go..power rangers... te.. ne.. ne.. ne.. ne..(sound of the electric guitar) ".. and i thought the lyrics was "coco power rangers"... we sang along until the story starts..and there was jason, kimberly,tony,the black guy and the girl in the yellow suit..(dont remember her name..)and the atmosphere of the living turn to tense as i and my cousin look at each other and we quarrel because both of us wants to be the red one.. the leader.. you know.. the kids-leadership-obsessed factor.. well.. no one wants to be the black or the blue..


when the time comes.. it will be "its a morphing time.."( well its was banned by the government coz they thought the morphing time sounds like "its a MORPHINE TIME".. and they censored the word..to aviod kids from taking drugs) .and so every body turns from casual outfit to alien fighting suit..
And there i was sitting and watching the greatest superhero program ever..(because theres no astro yet)..
and then came this individual behind the shadow of half opened front door moving slowly towards the living... oh no.. this cant be good.. its grandma..(her name is aishah)
walking pace by pace slowly towards me.. and i know.. that evening.. there will be no power rangers that can help me from this over ranked person from ruining my power rangers evening... oh my god.. i forgot.. the show was reschedule to Monday.. and its
FORUM PERDANA HAL EHWAL ISLAM...on channel 1.. arghhhhhh...
i have to save my self from this misery.. so i hide the remote control under the chair.. thats the only place she couldnt find it..and i am smart (hahahaha)... but shes smarter than me.. that old lady from kuala pilah just go to the t.v and change the channel by pressing the buttons there..(so i am the dumb boy here..ouch!!)
but i resist.. as the channel turns 1.. i change it back to 2 (i have the remote remember). and it will be like.."its a channel morphing time" and i turn from casual to grandmother fighting suit(just the imagination..)we was fighting for the show that we wanted to watch.. and trust me.. that fire breathing grandma alien is hard to defeat..
the channel changes every 10 second..(wow..6 changes per minute) and it last until 6.00pm and the show ended.. and she stops.. all i watched is where the monster explodes and the day was save thanks to the power rangers.. WHAT???.. i cant even witness the fight.. argghhh...
but then the situation changes... i no longer think about wat happen just now.. because that fire breathing alien grandma turns sweet and offers me slices of kek batik (my favorite) and i will lay my head down on her lap.. then she tells me story that is more fun than power rangers..(huuu... that sweet old lady called grandma)
i like the times i spend with her when i was little... but now.. no more times like that because she is so far away in kuala pilah and i am here in perak.. we only meet on hari raya or may be in some unthinkable times... i miss her..( WAN!! nanti raya angah balik tau.. wat kek batik banyak2.. nk 2 dulang..)